Me:...

The very concerned vampire girl: to loud?

Me: nodding in agreement as if I talk I make the loud

pineapple , cherry , mango , orange , tomatoes , habanero , serrano , onion , garlic , coconut milk , condensed milk , chili powder , Mexican chocolate.

Last night I dreamt that a trend started call #year of ass as an art project

Jiggly butt January

Fat butt February

Man butt march

Astronomical butt April

Massive butt may

Jumbo butt June

Normal butt July

Ass appreciation August

Super butt September

Ordinary butt October

No butt November

Deception December

Dream .1

Brownies were given a way for free along side pencils

Dream .2

Mac and cheese got improved upon

Dream .3

Elon sued the American people for not liking him

Dream .4

Nintendo released the WiiXtreme

Dream .5

A new genre of music blew up called

Stim core

Bruce Wayne adopted Simon dark , mother panic , jinx a form of Kerri Kelly

A new shark species gets discovered

or we find new ways to lower carbon emissions

That DC and marvel released a movie called Lobo vs Deadpool

Eminem and Kendrick released albums on the same day

With both of them dissing trump and musk

There was nine days in a week Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Uranuday Thursday Friday, Saturday , plutoday.

a randomly selected guy would sponsor a trans persons transition.

Tom and Jerry got a series reboot where the could talk

A Scooby-Doo special where ever cartoon from 90s -late 2000s cartoon network crossed over

Duck , goose , turkey , quail fried like chicken became popular foods

Bruce Wayne would adopt all of the young heroes in Gotham