When I can remove an ingrown toenail on my own that'll be the day

Last night i had a dream where a new internet trend was on the rise it was called dating myself and it was started by a bunch of trans people and I remember it because of a post that read "my girlfriend is so cute she bought me chocolates"

Dessert water

20lb blanket

A bed so comfy that it was nye impossible to 1 not fall asleep 2 get out of it

YouTube bought the rights to miku and any other virtual idol

Sega made a new sonic game with a new hedgehog named cupine

Yesterday I had a dream that Disney bought Amazon and drove it into the dirt

I was slow dancing with this girl on a roof and we kissed on the roof top in the snow

Hazelnut popcorn

Last night I had a dream where a new lesbian pride flag emoji was added to the emoji keyboard

I had a dream where Minecraft had added 7 new mobs 5 for the end , 1 for the overworld

• end walker

• ender shark

• phantomman

• end wyrm

• endersmoth

• fluffy creeper

I just woke up from a dream where a new grilled cheese was made