Just woke up from a dream where the voice actors for courage the cowardly dog pulled of a successful assassination attempt on Elon and JD Vance they where all given the medal of honor that was happening while I was kissing the girl of my dreams she was about 2 inches taller than me she had black hair that in a gradient went from black to pink she wore a green flannel shirt over top a system of a down t shirt cuffed dark blue jeans she had dark skin it looked like she glowed I was wearing black jeans a green flannel and a Nirvana t shirt

I just wanna go back to sitting in her lap kissing her

Last night I dreamt that we lost Eminem to a gunfight and fight music by d12 blew up and sat at 1 on Spotify

P Diddy planned the hit but he also got arrested in every country

Mozzarella sticks but with pepper jack cheese and some habaneros

Pizza²

A dessert that changes taste and texture with every bite

Chocolate pudding and chocolate mousse combined

I fell in love with these girls who were on newgrounds and Tumblr respectfully

The newgrounds girl was fireysquidyke she described herself as a black skatergirl

And the Tumblr girl was flannellover 96

Described herself as a black and Thai girl who's mom owned a cat cafe

Time wizard: >:)

Me : why'd you remove cheese from history

Time wizard : *points at time goblin he found*

Time goblin : *knawing on a penny*

Me: aww youve made a friend

Time wizard: found her in a 7 11 dumpster

Shower gloves for hands and feet

I had a dream about a genre of music that combined future funk , eurodance , edm , heavy metal and rap and it was called dreamcore / dream funk / dreamfog

Every decade should a name

•The lost 80s

•The neon 90s

•Y2k

•The you10s

•The distressing 20s

Ghost type evolution of Eevee

We had a dr.pepper burgers